You have to be odd to be number one.
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I love this quote.
In that It has inspired me to make an IMDB account to rate it one star (hopefully negative stars, if that’s possible).
If you want to see this movie, illegally download it. Or better yet, pull a reverse South Park and put your money towards a decent film, watch it, and sneak into Tusk after.
I have seen a lot of fucked up movies, I seek them out actually. So the promise of this movie being “fucked up” had me intrigued.
But let me assure you: The only time you will experience sheer horror in this film is when you have to listen to the disjointed ramblings of Johnny Depp’s character while he scarfs down fast food.
The only truly fucked up thing about this movie is that I paid money to sit through it.
I’ve been had.
Nothing can bring you down to earth quite like cleaning up dog diarrhea at 1:00 in the morning. For added flair, have your overly cautious boyfriend hand you paper towels from ten feet away while he complains about the smell and how he might throw up.
Found more diarrhea outside with half eaten snails in it. Way 2 go dog ☆
Growing up: being excited about buying a new dishrack.