Bagel, cream cheese, MUSHROOMz? I am eating that in the picture above, and half eating it now while I type.
School is pretty awesome right now. I’m like 10 years ahead in (X)HTML class, the guy next to me is in awe of my ability. I don’t know if it’s that I know a lot, or that I’m a girl…I GUESS BEING A CREEPY SHUT-IN DURING HIGH SCHOOL ACTUALLY PAID OFF? NOW EVEN THE SUPER N3RDZ ARE JEALOUS, I guess it’s time for suicide. OR MAYBE I’LL JUST MAKE A WEBSITE ABOUT IT, Since I have that ability.
“CSS IS GOING TO EXPLODE MY MIND. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNN!?!?!?”
—-give me a break. it’s all easy. it’s always the same stuff, same result. which is weird because I never understood math. I guess the visual element with html (previewing in a browser) is the reason. Math and I have a long standing rivalry.
hahaa would have been really gay of me to name Gary ‘Math’ when I played Poke’mon? I think that would have been a new low, even for me.
I need some sort of medication, I’m always so scatter brained, it makes it hard to know when to start a new paragraph, nothing in my head is in order, maybe that is the reason I will never be a comedian, not that I wanted to be one in the first place, I just know rule one in the ‘wow you are so funny’ hand book is to REALLY sell it, actually tell the punch line at the end. most of the time when I tell a story, I get bored half way through, kinda like this post, I’m pretty sure this post went from math to Pokemon—WELL…Pokemon is from Japan, Asians are smart, they are good at math, there you go. you thought I couldn’t do it, but I did. it just takes a little IN-VEST-TEA-GAY-SHUN. I am also a pretty good speller, if that wasn’t obvious already.
“I HOPE YOUR BRAIN ISN’T AS DUMB AS YOUR LEGS, JUST DON’T ENTER YOUR LEGS IN A SPELLING BEE”
That is the quote that I keep with me always, from a little show on adult swim. it is so random that it made me feel at home, and that maybe, I can be successful, even in the imbalanced state I’m in. BIG LOL’s OVER HERE.
don’t you think it’s funny how ‘LOL’ has become a household name of sorts? I mean, when I started using the internet, (which was when I was about 7) none of that bullshit existed. I still fondly remember the Dr.Phil episodes that would explain all the acronyms of the internet. NOW EVERYONE IS AWARE. thank god for Dr. Phil, I swear. I don’t know where I’d be without my LOL’s today. Writing it out is just plain foolish.
“BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO JACK OFF LATER IF I HAVE CARPEL TUNNEL.?? I HAVE TO SAVE MY ENERGY!”
That is a quote I can imagine many people saying, “WHY WOULDN’T YOU SPELL IT OUT?” is what my question is, maybe then you would realize how stupid it is. I remember when a simple ‘HaHa’ would suffice. NOT ANYMORE. WE ARE NOT PRIMITIVE BEINGS, WE NEED TO SAVE LETTERS, THERE IS ONLY 26 OF THEM AFTER ALL.
Hey, remember when I said I couldn’t be a comedian?LOL