That ring was my step dad’s. More and More reasons why he was a badass.
-Slaughter of the Vampires (1962)
Mr.Vampire who has been living in this couples wine cellar JUST met the wife at the ball, and he’s talking to her like this. it’s very obvious he hasn’t had sex in a couple decades. AND WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT THE WIFE? she’s ready to drop her husband and marry the vampire. This movie is making me laugh.