"Your mirror cannot show it, it only diminishes you. It cannot possibly do you justice, the reflection you see there bares no resemblance to the reality. Oh, if only you could see yourself as you are in my heart, you might then see your real self. In my heart you are not the woman that you think you are, you are part of a greater mystery."
-Slaughter of the Vampires (1962)
Mr.Vampire who has been living in this couples wine cellar JUST met the wife at the ball, and he’s talking to her like this. it’s very obvious he hasn’t had sex in a couple decades. AND WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT THE WIFE? she’s ready to drop her husband and marry the vampire. This movie is making me laugh.