Remember that one time Byron grew some extra heads?
Sometimes when I put on a coat or cardigan, I just leave my hair in it. I always hope someone will think I drastically cut my hair, but no one ever does.
Last night I drank a good amount of tequila in honor of the 5th of May. I also found out that I really don’t like the taste of it. I had a small conversation with a woman at Safeway when going to get ice with Ariana. She commented how champagne sounded good, but didn’t seem like something you would drink on Cinco de Mayo. To which I replied:
"It’s not very festive, but it’s an old favorite."
This morning I woke up not hungover and I still looked really good. I don’t know how the hell that happened. My makeup wasn’t even smeared.
Later on I had lunch with Byron and my brother Kyle. We talked about music for more than an hour. It was so nice to talk about ideas and the ways we approach song writing (since we all have differing styles). Very refreshing. After lunch we went to the mall to get my Mom a present for Mother’s day. Being in Bath and Body Works with two boys was so funny and entertaining. That store also broke my nose. As in: I can’t smell anything other than cucumbers and vanilla now. Oh lawd.
When life is confusing, I masturbate. Chronically.
I have a strap-on too! I just can’t take it off.
No one wants to touch the goody bag.
Yep, that sounds like Byron
Last night was quite an adventure. First we went to Adrian and Autumn’s apartment for Autumn’s 19th birthday. I thought she was turning 20-She is still a baby! She told me she is going to embrace her childhood by playing pin the tail on the donkey and drunk twister. Her cake was day of the dead inspired and so was a purse that Adrian made for her as a present. IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL, but I didn’t get a picture of it. He could make some serious money making purses and shirts. Byron is going to be his business adviser.
Around 1:30AM Adrian, Byron and I went to the Gaybar. For the first time in my life I heard YMCA there. I thought that would have happened a lot sooner than now. The night ended with us walking back to Adrian’s apartment and sleeping on the couch. He tucked me in with a blanket and I was off to sleepy land. And woke up at 9:00 only to walk back to Byrons apartment.
I am now watching Byron play Vice city
"I fucking hate this shit, I do this mission for $2000, and what happens? I get 5 stars. ITS BULLSHIT"
Byron’s teeth are gone.