1.) I stole this traffic cone, drew a face on it and named it Reginald last summer. I was hoping it would be a conversation piece but no one ever asks about it. Don’t tell the police lol.
2.) I cut my bangs today but I don’t have a before picture.
Not like you asked for one. pls don’t ask because I really don’t have one.
3.) I bought this shirt yesterday from JC Penny for $5 in the old lady’s section. I look like a cute french prisoner and I like it.
4.) I bought the cat a Martha Stewart collar today for $2.00 and that is litterally (lol get it? because cats) the only thing I’ve done today (except for sniping my old bango bangs)