A blind girl’s seeing eye dog just ran into the chair I am sitting in. You were sold a lemon lab, I think.

Source: kassidy

Blindrony: As soon as you want to LOOK nice, you won’t be able to LOOK at all. I knew a girl in high school who went blind in one eye from poking it with a curling iron. I would assume the same thing would take place if satan splooged in your eye. Burning hotter than a thousand suns, yet never melting or subsiding. Just staying at a constant rate of “Did I really just do this?” and “If my Mom asks, I was forced.”  Blinding yourself with something so superficial seems like an act of someone. It was probably nicolas cage because he has nothing better to do and there are least fifty films he stars in about things or people on fire.
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Blindrony: As soon as you want to LOOK nice, you won’t be able to LOOK at all.

I knew a girl in high school who went blind in one eye from poking it with a curling iron. I would assume the same thing would take place if satan splooged in your eye. Burning hotter than a thousand suns, yet never melting or subsiding. Just staying at a constant rate of “Did I really just do this?” and “If my Mom asks, I was forced.” 

Blinding yourself with something so superficial seems like an act of someone. It was probably nicolas cage because he has nothing better to do and there are least fifty films he stars in about things or people on fire.

Source: kassidy