Your potential clients are going to send you a friend request on Facebook and then snoop around your page. Then they’re going to see you hanging from the chandler, or something much worse that I won’t even go into.
Just another day in business practices
Source: kassidy
I made a sarcastic post about skyrim and it put me at the top of the feed. ok.
Source: kassidy
It’s really funny to me when my cousins from Costa Rica post memes on Facebook in Spanish.
Source: kassidy
Source: kassidy
Just found this in my drafts, forgot to post.
A friend of mine got onto my facebook account after I left it open last night. Then he made me “attend” three family reunions with people I’ve never met, and posted comments on every single one. Some of the things “I” said were:
“I miss you all, especially Uncle Jeff”
“Best time I ever had”
“See you guys next year!”
And my favorite:
”They say kissing your cousin is ok if they’re second or third on the bloodline, right? Oh well ;)”
Source: kassidy
Don’t mention Aids around Byron. He’ll fuck your shit up.
I am so lucky
TYLER IS REIGNING HIS TERROR ON FACEBOOK



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