I’m in Paris! 
I also have some sort of skin condition that makes the tourists inside of my skin visible to all. 
So I watched SNL last night. I was hopeful for this episode, because the host was Jim Carrey. I was disappointed. Again. (Last big disappointment for me was Zach Galifianakis). I also noticed how old Jim Carrey looks (Thanks, HD). This fact alone scares the shit out of me. WHERE IS THE YOUTHFUL MAN I WATCHED AS A CHILD? This is just making me realize I’m going to die soon, and more importantly, a bunch of cool and interesting people are going to die before that. WOW I JUST KNOW HOW TO GET THE PARTY STARTED.
Tonight I’m going to a concert at Cosmic Pizza for someone I know from high school, and the daughter of my mom’s co-worker (they are in different acts, but I thought I’d mention both)
In other news, my cat was raped by a ghost. Should I elaborate on that? I don’t think I will.  

I’m in Paris! 

I also have some sort of skin condition that makes the tourists inside of my skin visible to all. 

So I watched SNL last night. I was hopeful for this episode, because the host was Jim Carrey. I was disappointed. Again. (Last big disappointment for me was Zach Galifianakis). I also noticed how old Jim Carrey looks (Thanks, HD). This fact alone scares the shit out of me. WHERE IS THE YOUTHFUL MAN I WATCHED AS A CHILD? This is just making me realize I’m going to die soon, and more importantly, a bunch of cool and interesting people are going to die before that. WOW I JUST KNOW HOW TO GET THE PARTY STARTED.

Tonight I’m going to a concert at Cosmic Pizza for someone I know from high school, and the daughter of my mom’s co-worker (they are in different acts, but I thought I’d mention both)

In other news, my cat was raped by a ghost. Should I elaborate on that? I don’t think I will.